A Very Mads Christmas

8:00-9:00pm, Thursday, November 30 LGBT Resource Center (Room 323, Illini Union)

“Ho, ho, ho! ...boof.” Is that Santa I hear? No, it’s Mads, here to enrich our lives with the very special gift of a holiday themed edition of Mads Libs! For those of you who don’t know, Mads Libs is a game in which the players choose random words to fill in blanks to create a hilarious story. Stories have been chosen from the raciest literature the LGBT Resource Center has to offer, and they have been specially edited to help get us in the festive spirit. Here’s an example sentence to get you in the mood: “Mads (verb, past tense) Austin with a candy cane so vigorously, his (body part) was bruised and aching for all eight days and nights of Hanukkah.” Join us on Thursday, or Mads will put you on his naughty list (with Austin). You have been warned... This event is nsfw.